Todays Gender of the day is: Phthalo Green
I wanna meet someone’s who’s going to be like ‘hey wake up I’m taking you on an adventure’
The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
this is some airbending shit right here
this is so cute im laughign
all i can imagine is alistair and the warden sitting in the throne room and his stomach growls and he stares mournfully into the distance and the warden is like “what is it dear” and he just sighs very heavily and messes with the edge of his crown and mumbles “i really wish i could have some cheese” like no sweetie you are the king of ferelden now you can finally have all the cheese you want you cheese obsessed fucking nerd
kittens have their first sips of water [x]
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
E.L. James knows as much about BDSM as she would have found in a five minute Google search, which is to say that she knows precisely jack shit.
50 Shades of Grey does not depict a realistic kinky relationship, nor does it depict a healthy relationship of either the kinky or vanilla variety.
i love cats so much every time i see a cat anywhere i try to get it to come to me and i point out every cat i see while i’m in a car and i talk about my cat all the time and think about other people cats i love cats
"Cancer/mental illness/disability affects rich and poor alike."
Uh, no, it doesn’t. Rich people can afford the treatments and accommodations for those things. Poor people cannot. Get the fuck outta here with that classist shit.
i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter
imagine the havoc
imagine the photos
Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.